Y'know ...

y'know what the funny thing is... When I'm bored i think better ideas for my scripts and novels i'm writing.
Here's a short snippet from the cinderella play i'm writing, It has lots more to come though and lots more before it. . .

Sam and Ella enter, rowing about the airport.
Sam: I told you we shouldn’t of flown from terminal five.
Ella: How was I meant to know our bags would get lost.
Sam: Yes well, despite of that I enjoyed our holiday, *drops to a whisper* Even though we’re b-r-o-k-e (as if spelling it out.)
Ella: Oh, Don’t remind me about that. I found a really nice handbag out there as well.
Sam: Actually sister, I found it.
Ella: I think you’d find I actually did, It suited me better anyway. Me being the prettiest. *poses*
Sam: I wouldn’t say so.
Ella: How dare you, I have a face of a saint.
Sam: Yeah, a Saint Bernard.
Ella: Well, If I had a face like yours I’d put it in a wall and throw a brick at it.
Sam: If I had a face like yours I’d put it in a brick and throw a wall at it.
Ella looks offended.
Buttons: Welcome back … um … girls? (as if he can’t remember their names)
Sam: *sighs* Sam and Ella. Get it? *Buttons looks confused* Stupid
Ella: As well as ugly.

Sam: (at the same time)
Ella: Not blessed.

Sam: So, Buttocks.
Buttons: It’s Buttons.

Sam: (at the same time)
Ella: Whatever.

Sam: Where’s our step-father?
Buttons: He just went home to… *Buttons pauses as the Baron enters* (looking at audience) What a coincidence.
Baron: Girls! It’s … um … nice to see you.
Ella: Hello Daddy, I was wondering…
Sam: We were wondering.
Ella: Yes that‘s what I said, We were wondering whether we could borrow some money to go to town to get a dress for the ball. I saw a really nice dress in the window of Top shop.
Sam: I saw a nice one in Jane Norman.
Ella: Ew!
Sam: What are you Ewing?
Ella: Jane Norman is so tacky, and so last year. Daddy tell her your giving the money to me.
Sam: No, tell her your giving it to me.
Baron: Ah, yes. I was going to talk to you about that. See, Financially I’m not doing well at the moment, So I was rather relying on yours and your mothers money to… Where is your mother?
Sam: She got stuck over in Spain.
Buttons: I thought she’d put on weight.
Sam: Oh, You cheeky… *slaps Buttons round the head*
Ella: Actually she got stuck over there because our grandfathers really ill. We’ve come back for the Royal Ball, We’re not really meant to know about until later on in the play.
Baron: Oh, I see. Well, I’ll see what I can do. *Baron exits*